JEW, A CHRISTIAN, AND AN ATHEIST WALK INTONOAH…

We conducted our own religious test screening of Darren Aronofsky’s new biblical epic — and discovered that even the least devout have a bone to pick

By Alex Suskind

THE ATHEIST

If anyone were to enjoy a Darren Aronofsky-directed biblical epic, it would be someone who, like the director, rejects the notion of religion, right? Not in the case of Michael Dorian.

“If I had been watching the film alone, I would have got up and left the theater as soon as the stone-like Transformer creatures appeared on screen,”

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